She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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