i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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