I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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