question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
send nudes
from the living room?
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