Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
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I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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