come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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