No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
