That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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