Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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