Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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