I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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