would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
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