better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Bring me that man meat
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