Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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