I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
