i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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