She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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