All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
there is puke in my bra ... again
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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