**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
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I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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