im gay
i know
yea but for you.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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