You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
