I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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