Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
did i just pee glitter
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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