come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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