I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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