Do you still have your period?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
It's not a walk of shame if you run
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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