How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
