i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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