Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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