Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
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She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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