Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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