You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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