i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
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WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I FOUND THE LEGS
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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