Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Randomize
