I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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