Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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