What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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