So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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