Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
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Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I have post one night stand depression
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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