Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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