Will you blow on my dice?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
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tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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