have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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