Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
MIDGETS
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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