HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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