Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
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