I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
She told me I should be a condom model.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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