there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
That was an excessively violent trivia night
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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