I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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