Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
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i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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