i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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