omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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