I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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