I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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