if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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