I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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